HumorHillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man
Creators Syndicate - In what some party insiders are calling a Hail Mary bid to win Tuesday's New Hampshire primary, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today attempted to repackage herself as a black man. In the wake of her disappoint...
Author:Andy BorowitzDate:03/25/14Click:7670 Full Story »
HumorBudget Crisis
Creators Syndicate - On New Year's Eve this year, instead of going out for an expensive night on the town, my wife and I went to a progressive dinner party in our neighborhood, one of those parties where you start at one house for appetizers, anothe...
Author:Peter McKayDate:03/25/14Click:7668 Full Story »
HumorAll Day Suckers
DEAR ABBY: I have been seeing Dawn for a year and a half. Early in our relationship she cheated on me. I love Dawn more than I have loved anyone before, but I can't bring myself to completely trust her. She wants to move in with me now. My heart and...
Author:Peter McKayDate:03/25/14Click:7668 Full Story »
HumorDear John
DEAR ABBY: On Foot in Orlando (Nov. 23) wrote about being nearly run down by bicycles going too fast, especially when they don't warn that they're approaching. When I'm on my bike, I always slow down and call out On your left! to warn the walker t...
Author:Peter McKayDate:03/25/14Click:7668 Full Story »
HumorNext Year's News
DEAR ABBY: I'm a middle-aged man who has been married for 20 years. I own a duplex in a nice neighborhood. Last week, I put an ad in the paper and a 21-year-old woman came to look at the upstairs apartment. The problem is, I found her attractive and...
Author:Andy BorowitzDate:03/25/14Click:7668 Full Story »
HumorDon't Be Mad, But
DEAR ABBY: My husband believes an apology is required only if the action requiring one is intentional. For example, if my husband opens the windows and then turns on the sprinklers, allowing water into the living room, he thinks he doesn't need to a...
Author:Peter McKayDate:03/25/14Click:7668 Full Story »
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